She (crank): Is there anything worse than a man smoking a nasty cigarette?
He: Yes; a woman minding some one else's business.
With many men, cigars supply the intellectual vacuum which others ingeniously (?) fill up with sighs, shrugs, slander, shuffling, silly schemes, vagaries, vicious thoughts, whistling, weeping, wailing, beering and bawling.
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