8/02/2007

A point against soccer

Gangster rappers can rap about basketball and football. But do you think they could rap about soccer?

With a quick conclusion, Soccer has no street cred, which makes it not cool.

9 comments:

Thomas Banks said...

But soccer players are the only athletes who ever end up with any gunshot wounds in them. At least in South America.

Touche,

T.

RespectMyAuthorita said...

black dudes love to handle the balls not kick them.

Evan Gunn said...

Only wussy men who took the womens self-defense coarse at the YMCA kick balls. Soccer is for the kids who failed in every other sport, so they put a ball on a field and asked their kids, "Can you at least kick the ball in this direction?" Jason I don't know if you are defending soccer, or if you are just making fun of everything you don't do.

RespectMyAuthorita said...

I am awesome at every sport. I am a rad soccer player consequently. But i dont really like soccer all that much.

Colin Clout said...

I really don't know if this song mentions soccer, but it wouldn't surprise me. (I don't have headphones, if this one sounds crappy, try one of the others, French rap can be pretty good.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-gCCDkCfFs

Evan Gunn said...

I think this was made just to make my dad angry. First off, he was white which makes him not gangster. Second, rapping is already not a very good genre so putting an ugly language to it like french makes it annoying.

Colin Clout said...

Once when his brother stole the comics and once when Matt posted French rap?

Wow, I'm doing pretty good. But his illustration is kinda shot "Since I was little I have only been angry twice, once, in highschool when my brother stole the comics, and once when Matt posted French rap online."

Ibid said...

Gunn,

rap is stupid. Especially in France, where they play soccer. So the fact that soccer is not something you can rap about is really something is soccer's favor.

Soccer players win women's hearts; rappers just attract gold-diggers.

Ibid said...

(Beckham is fiiine; P. Diddy is an idiot)