2/24/2008

Just a one liner

Women are to men like chocolate is to women. They are trying to convince themselves that its good for them by saying its going to prevent heart disease but they will regret it.

8 comments:

Michalangela said...

Only dark chocolate helps prevent heart disease...

RespectMyAuthorita said...

So how are women to men specifically. How does a man irrationally think a woman will be good for him? Arent men rational, and the woman irrational? Arent men honest enough to say that they have a woman for 2 things? I dont think you thought this one liner through.

RespectMyAuthorita said...

in fact it makes no sense. My wife read it and thought, what in the world. Guys arent like that. Gunn try again.

Evan Gunn said...

for one I wasn't trying to speak fully in truth. Two, I was thinking in terms of a highschooler. So maybe I shouldn't have used Men and use whatever describes my group set of age. Come on dude. Cut me some slack.

Evan Gunn said...

Oh and I forgot that your wife is the ultimate source of truth as well.

RespectMyAuthorita said...

Arent we supposed to speak truthfully? I didnt notice how that applied to men or boys at all. I was a highschooler once too if you can believe it. Do you really want to be cut some slack. Like are you that guy who wants a 10 point handicap when you play foursquare or basketball with the guys? And my wife wasnt claiming to be an ultimate source of truth, she just said your 'one liner' made no sense.

Evan Gunn said...

what I'm trying to comunicate here is that I beleive girls for a teenage boy are good things to stay away from. I believe we had this arguement before, so I suggest we not continue.

Oh, and no. I am not that guy.

Ibid said...

Gunn,

I thought it was funny. But maybe that's just me. And no, men aren't rational. Not especially. They're pleased with their wit, but that doesn't mean anyone else is.