Bible in a minute

More of these guys. Pay attention to the sodom and gamorah part.

Black bond...?

So I saw news that they are considering to have the next james bond be black. Added to this they are considering Mr. Sean Puffy Combs to play the character. From what I believe, I think they are just suggesting him because he his rich, famous, respected (by his intern assistants as displayed on his hit t.v. show "I want to work for Diddy") and dare I say it, he is as well black.

Anybody else want to say something about this because I don't want to get hunted down and sniped. One thing I will say that I think wont end up being a racist comment is that I don't think he could off a sweet british accent. Rabble on

On girls

I notice that in a very general sense girls love talking about all their serious health problems, that aren't their fault for having them. Wether they are serious health problems or not, I believe it is a sign for attention and/or pity. Example-

Girl 1: So the other day I was driving in my car, and my heart justed started beating really fast for no reason. It really scared me. I wasn't sure if I should call 911 or not, but seriously went on for like a whole minute.

Girl 2: O my gosh, that must have been really scary. Yeah, I think I had something like that happen to me where I was in my kitchen making dinner. . .

Girl 1: But, yeah my problem was really scary.

Girl 2: Yeah, but anyways so I was making dinner and . . .

Girl 1: But my situation was way worse and way more scary, so don't even bother.

I hope you see what I mean. Any thoughts?

For your entertainment

The Douche Off

Classic compare and contrast

This is the new song for Quantum of Solace. By Jack White and Alicia Keys. jack Whit is a stud on the drums, but the part where jack and alicia are going back and forth is. . . just below decent. But i do like the song. let me know if you like this one better or the Chris Cornell one (which is under tthis video), even if you hate them both.

I finished. . .

The Great Divorce It is now one of my favorite books. Here is a quote from it that I especially liked.

"Some people would rather reign in hell than serve in heaven"

Meat-allica. . .

Is a band I want to start and I want to have two albums. One called "Loaf" and one called "Reloaf".

Is it really that difficult

At most places I have worked, I get a comment from fellow employees, and they this, "Dude, are you high?". I say, "No, why?" "Are you sure, because your eyes are blood shot". I have to explain to them everytime that its my contact lenses that make my eyes blood shot when I am up late. I guess they just throw out all other excuses for blood shot eyes and just think I was doing pot. I just feel like there are plenty of other reasons for blood shot eyes that people should be aware of. I probably get more comments like that than I get jokes about my name.

Teenagers will be Teenagers

So a while back our church started a Youth Group. You may wonder how that idea got past my dad. Well the three leaders are people who all think youth groups tend to be pretty lame and generally stray away from the point. So they decided to keep it simple and have one game to play and a roughly fifteen minute long sermon. NO WORSHIP TEAMS.

But my point for writing this is that last youth group, I saw the first steps towards a contemporary christian youth group. I thought to myself, "How could this have happened when this is exactly what we are trying to avoid?" I found that it simply isn't what the youth pastor does, because he always has good intentions for the kids.

It started when I showed up at the practice field. Everybody was waiting there to get a game of ultimate Frisbee going. So about seven minutes into this some others showed up being "fashionably late". Being fashionably late in this situation usually includes being wild and crazy for attention along with flashy clothing. So we started fitting these people into the game. Some of them were complaining that they didn't want to be on the bad team (the team that somehow didn't get as many capable players), and others were complaining that they were not on the same team as their friend. sooner or later we got the game back on. And then people played for two minutes got bored and began socializing either in the middle of the field or on the side line. This got in the way of the players and altered the teams uneven. So the the guys all started talking to the girls that they liked. And it got time to go back to the church, and listen to the sermon. Well some other people had other plans instead. They decided they would go swing dancing at CJ's rather than stay for the sermon. The leaders had tried to stress earlier in the group that if you are going to play the game you are going to stay for the talk. Nothing else really happened after that except for people sitting together in their cliques.

So the leaders are not to blame not matter their intentions, unless they were acting like teenagers. But when you get a bunch of high school students get together, they will start socializing with their friends every chance they get and forget why they are really there. I have solution ideas for this but it is almost impossible to fix with something like a youth group.

You notice that children and teenagers usually keep quiet during normal church. That's because church has not changed so that it has the average teenager in mind (depending on which church you might go to, but at mine at least). Where as Youth Group is a watered down version of church in which teenagers are more comfortable to be wild and crazy and disrespect what the leader has to say. I believe that teenagers think there are problems that adults have and there are problems that teenagers have. So adults go to church for their issues and teenagers go to youth group for theirs. Wrong. They all can learn from good old fashion church.

Job hopping

I quit my job at Wingers. because they didn't like me there. But I kind of sucked at working there anyway. So I now have a job at Pizza Perfection. I wont be delivering your pizza, because i have to be eighteen to do that. I will be working in store, taking orders and making pizza.

Now, say something witty and funny about my new job.